There's An Us?
Originally posted on March 4, 2007
Kaida: (humming)
Kaida: (giggling)
Kaida: Heh, heh, that was so funny, it was worth the fact that I’m going to have to pick out all the stitches. You shoulda seen the look on your face!
Eli: You want a really good laugh, Munchkin?
Kaida: Sure, I could always use another one.
Eli: You know what people are saying about us?
Kaida: Us? There’s an “us?”
Eli: That’s what they’re saying. Some people think there’s an “us.” They think you’re gonna fall for me. Or that maybe you already have.
Kaida: Yeeesh, you’re kidding, right?
Eli: Nope, that’s the buzz. Heard it on the boards.
Kaida: Pfffft. A lot they know. Besides, you already fell for me.
Eli: Yeah, but I’ve rigged the trap door now so it won’t happen again.
Kaida: Ha! You think I can’t get around that?
Eli: I think you better not, Shortcake.
Kaida: Hmmmm, I sure hope Kenzo doesn’t think what those people are thinking. I hope he knows I’m not that stupid. ‘Cuz you’ve got nothing on him except a few dozen inches.
Eli: Don’t forget proximity.
Kaida: Oh…. yeah….that too. That might be a problem…..Oh boy, maybe I should do some damage control. You think there’s some damage I need to control?
Eli: Might be. Might not hurt to think about it. After all, it would be natural for anyone to assume that you would develop some huge crush on me. You know, impressionable young girl, older, available, uber-sexy guy….
Kaida: As if!
Eli: So people might spread rumors, you know? It happens.
Kaida: If that happens to happen, I just might have to terminate you. If only to prove my point.
Eli: Yeah, you and what army?
Kaida: I’ll enlist Dolores. She likes me now. She’d help.
Eli: Is Dolores the one in charge of wardrobe?
Kaida: Yep.
Eli: The one with the huge, scary………
Kaida: That’s her.
Eli: And the real loud……..
Kaida: Oh yeah.
Eli: That’d do it all right.