Stuck In A Tree
Originally posted on July 11, 2007
Asher: Awww, C’mon.
Kohana: I don’t think so.
Asher: Please, Sweetie, pretty, pretty, pleeeeeease?
Kohana: I haven’t climbed a tree since I was a child, Honey. Certainly more than ten years ago.
Asher: Then it’s about time you rediscovered how much fun it can be.
Kohana: I’m sure your idea of fun includes many such juvenile activities, Asher.
Asher: You’re missing the most awesome view. Pretty amazing from up here. You really oughtta climb up and see this.
Kohana: Oh, do be careful twisting around like that, won’t you? I didn’t bring my medical bag along, and I’m not sure my cell phone gets reception here.
Asher: Uh-oh, problem. I think I’m stuck. You’re going to have to come up and rescue me.
Kohana: You have got to be kidding. Just throw me the car keys. I’ll go get help for you….(under her breath)…. maybe.
Asher: I heard that. But I can’t get to the keys – they’re stuck in my hip pocket. Come on, it’s an easy climb, really it is.
Asher: Well, would you look at that. I just came unstuck.
Kohana: You let go of my hand just once and you will be sorry forever. I mean it.
Asher: See? Isn’t this fun?
Kohana: You’re such a goof.
Asher: But you love me anyway, dontcha?
Kohana: Maybe.