Say Uncle!
Originally posted on October 28, 2007
Kaida: Whew! I’m all tuckered out!
Kenzo: From that little bitty walk on the beach? Where’s your legendary energy?
Kaida: Used it all up tromping through the sand.
Kenzo: We have to get you playing soccer, lots of running. You’d be back in shape in no time.
Kaida: I’m not out of shape!
Kenzo: Bet you are too. Let’s see – maybe running laps or some endurance and strength-building exercises are in order here…..
Kaida: I’ll give you strength exercises……
Kenzo: ACKKKK!
Kaida: I---AM---NOT---OUT---OF---SHAPE!!!
Kenzo: OK,OK, …….Uncle!
Kaida: Uncle who?
Kenzo: Uncle Surrender!
Kaida: Ok then. (lets him go)
Kenzo: …….And his brother ………. Uncle Sneak Attack! (lunges at Kaida and tickles her)
Kaida: Stop! Oh…heee heee hee, stop!
Kenzo: Give up?
Kaida: Maybe…
Kenzo: Aha! Now I have you right where I want you…..
Kaida: I let you catch me, you know.
Kenzo: I know……. now for those few minutes alone…..
Ulf: Twick or Tweat!
Kenzo: Ignore him --- maybe he’ll go away.
Ulf: (pounding on Kenzo’s leg) Twick or Tweat I said!
Kenzo: Ulf, we don’t have any treats for you.
Ulf: Get tweats then! Make her go get ‘em!
Kenzo: “Her” name is Kaida, little man. Time to mind your manners….. Hey Fen!
Kaida: So you’re Ulf, are you? Now, where have I heard that name before….Ulf…. Ulf…. Hmmmmmm……. OH! I know! HIRO was just calling you. Better go find out what he wants really fast! Maybe Hiro has “tweats” for you!
Ulf: Hiwo don’ gots tweats – Hiwo gots cooties!
Kaida: You may have a point there.
Kenzo: FENCHURCH! Get over here!
Fenchurch: Sorry about that, Kenzo. He got away while I was um…. doing something else.
Ulf: Fen’urch! You wescued me!
Kenzo: Sheeeesh.
Kaida: You can say that again.
Kenzo: Still want a bunch of kids someday?
Kaida: Uncle.