Pre-Game Show
Originally posted on October 6, 2007.
Cassandra: What would you like to do today, Eli?
Eli: If your hand moves up any farther, Tiny, the whole world is gonna know what I want to do.
Cassandra: Besides that.
Eli: What I want to do, huh? You really want to know?
Cassandra: Of course I really want to know. You endured the mall for me last night.
Eli: Yeah, only because I didn’t remember what the mall was like on a Friday night.
Cassandra: You were so sweet to put up with it for my sake; now it’s only fair that we do something you would like to do. It’s my turn to be a good sport.
Eli: Sport, huh? Well, you want to know what I’d be doing if you weren’t here?
Cassandra: Besides brooding…?
Eli: Yeah, that’s what I meant. Anyway, what I would be doing if you weren’t here, is sitting around watching the game. WVU’s got some prime football going this season.
Cassandra: Oh……(sighs) Football? Fair’s fair, Eli. Do you want me to leave you alone so you can watch in peace?
Eli: No, I’d rather you keep me company. Wanna learn to appreciate what manly men do for fun?
Cassandra: I suppose I could.
Eli: Good. There’s just enough time before kickoff…
Eli: ….for a little pre-game warmup. You want I should warm you up?
Cassandra: I’m not exactly cold right now, Eli.
Eli: You can say that again.
Eli: You can sure say that again.
Eli: You wouldn’t be wantin’ to make me forget my game, would you, Tiny?
to be continued...