Love the One...
Originally posted on July 8, 2007
This story was co-written by Clara in OR, who may actually understand Napolean - it's hard to say. Thanks for everything, Clara!
Napolean: Hey Baby, what’s your sign?
Kaida: Don’t be silly, Napolean. You know I just had my birthday.
Napolean: Just testing the waters. Wondered if my new look would help me get chicks.
Kaida: Not this chick. She’s pretty devoted to her boyfriend.
Napolean: Can’t blame a guy for trying.
Kaida: No, I guess not….. *big sigh*
Napolean: You emit such a lovely and serene energy field, little flower of the universe. But I sense a little mist of rain in the sunshine of your aura, sweetest of petals. What darkness could be troubling your chi?
Kaida: I miss him, that’s all. Kenzo, I mean.
Napolean: Mmmmm, if you can’t be with the one you love, little tulip of temptation….
Kaida: I don’t think you want to go there.
Napolean: So why don’t you?
Kaida: Why don’t I what?
Napolean: Go there. Find your man. Be with him.
Kaida: It’s not that easy.
Napolean: Sure it is. Or he could come be with you.
Kaida: I wish he could. But he can’t.
Napolean: Ah, I am overwhelmed by this blanket of negativity. I believe that you and your heart’s ease could benefit greatly from some spiritual togetherness therapy.
Kaida: And just where am I going to get that kind of “therapy”? From you, I suppose?
Napolean: I am more than willing to guide the two of you on the path to love. But first I require sustenance so that my energy field may be adequate to your requirements. Let us dine on an energizing veggie burger. They make good ones here.
Kaida: You know, Nap, you’re really a nice guy under all that weird philosophical stuff.
Napolean: So does that mean you wanna go out with me?
Kaida: Forget I said anything. You’re hopeless.
Napolean: *sigh* As you wish, little blossom. Stunning as my new look may be, I see that you are impervious to my charm. Perhaps in another lifetime....