Better Stick With ‘Kumbaya’
Originally posted on May 9, 2009

Jeremiah: Hope you don’t mind if I bring my friend Ben.
Marty Jean: Oh, no, Ardith is coming too, so that’s good.

Jeremiah: Thing is, I know how much you like to sing, and Ben will bring his guitar.
Marty Jean: That’s great!

Ben: *starts to sing* Jeremiah was a bullfrog….
Jeremiah: Hey! I resemble that remark!

Ardith and Marty Jean: …Was a good friend of mine….

Ben and Marty Jean: …Never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine
Ardith: *giggle* …And he always had some mighty fine wine. *giggle*

All: Joooooooooy to the world….Alllllll the boys and girls….Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea, joy to you and me….

Ben: If I was the King of the World…
Marty Jean: Tell you what I’d do…

Ben and Marty Jean: I’d throw away the cars and the bars and wars….
Ardith: *loudly* Make sweet love to you!!!

Ardith: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Jeremiah: Maybe we should stick with Kumbaya instead.
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