Get A Clue
Originally posted on September 13, 2007.
Eli: I just don’t get it. Why’d they get all put out like that?
Cassandra: Honey pie….
Eli: I mean, I haven’t been around for weeks – you’d think they’d want to spend a little time catching up.
Cassandra: Sweetie-kins….
Eli: You know what? The heck with ‘em! Let ‘em go down to their stupid pub and watch their stupid game on their stupid big screen….
Cassandra: Sugar-dumpling…..just move your arm for me, okay?
Eli: Next time I’ll just stay away longer. They can’t fool me – I know they missed me….
Cassandra: That’s better, now the other arm, that’s a good boy….
Eli: Who you callin’ a good boy?
Cassandra: Ooops.
Eli: I’ve been gettin’ the distinct impression, Darlin’, that good boys bore you silly…..
Cassandra: Oh, but Eli, there’s good and then there’s good.
Eli: Then you’re going to have to clue me in, Cupcake….
Eli: …as to which brand of ‘good’ you’re aimin’ for here.
Cassandra: I think you might know the answer to that. But in case you don’t…. Let me give you your first clue….
Cassandra: *kiss* There’s your clue, but you’re going to have to play the whole game to solve the rest of the mystery….
Eli: The game?
Cassandra: The Tall Guy. In the bedroom. With his bare……..
Eli: Mmmmmm, Darlin’, you know I can’t resist a good game of Clue.