Happy Birthday Ms. Elizabeth, Ma’am
Originally posted on September 28, 2007
Eron: Eli and I wanted to wish you a very happy birthday, Miz DE.
Eli: Happy Birthday Ms. Elizabeth, Ma’am….
Eron: (under his breath) Don’t “Ma’am” her, Eli, it makes her sound old.
Eli: Geez, Eron, pick, pick, pick. You’re never happy. (under his breath) Butthead.
Eron: Moron.
Eli: Picayune jackass--
Eron: Inconsiderate oaf--
Eli: Gimme that thing wouldja? I don’t get it back real soon, Tiny’s gonna wonder where it got to.
Eron: Just hold you horses, Eli. Miz Elizabeth, what we wanted to show you was a sentiment appropriate to the occasion that we both can really relate to. And we figure you can too…
Eli: So remember on your birthday or any day….
Eron: The title of the book says it all….
Eli: Yeah, make sure Ol’ Frank knows it, too.
Eron: You keep callin’ them old, Eli, don’t look for me to come to your rescue next time we’re in their neck of the woods.