Bad Grade, Part Two
Originally posted on June 3, 2007
Kohana: Honey, we need to talk.
Asher: Oh boy – I think I created a monster.
Kohana: I’m afraid I have some disturbing news.
Asher: You don’t sound all that disturbed about it.
Kohana: (mock seriously) Oh, I’m afraid I am – very, very disturbed. I am quite distraught, I assure you.
Asher: We can’t be having that, now can we – what’s the trouble?
Kohana: I’m afraid I have proof that I’m not perfect after all.
Asher: Won’t be able to prove it by me.
Kohana: Aren’t you sweet? But really, I had dismal results on an exam this week. So I am….. well, you’ll see.
Asher: So where’s this proof?
Kohana: Here.
Asher: You got a “B?”
Kohana: Yes, shameful, isn’t it? All because of the time I’ve not been spending studying.
Asher: Terrible, just terrible.
Kohana: What are you doing?
Asher: Putting it up where we can both see it all the time. As a reminder.
Kohana: Oh, do you have to? I think I’ve learned my lesson.
Asher: Wrong lesson, I’ll wager. No my love, I want it right there,….
Asher: …….. irrefutable, visual proof that you love me.
Kohana: You don’t need that kind of proof.